1. "We admitted we were powerless over bullshit - that our lives had become full of shit.
  2. Came to believe that a power within ourselves could restore us to truth and sanity.
  3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Truth as Aristotle understood it.
  4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of all my bullshit.
  5. Admitted to my big toe and to another human being the exact nature of our bullshit.
  6. Were entirely ready to take action and remove bullshitting from my character and loins.
  7. Humbly seeked Vampires to suck the bullshit blood from my veins.
  8. Made a list of all persons I bullshitted and became willing to make amends to them all by doing whatever they wish including eating their ear wax.
  9. Made direct amends to my victims and sent them flowers, world cup tickets, wine and chocolate depending on their preference.
  10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we bullshitted, promptly announced it in a public square.
  11. Sought through practice and masturbation to improve my understanding of the truth and why bullshitting and being deluded only hurts myself and others.
  12. Having had an awakening as the result of these Steps, I promptly sent a check of my life savings to The Bullshit Busters."

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