WANTED: Pope Benedict XVI & Catholic Church

Aliases: 

born Joseph Alois Ratzinger, Pope Sidious, Panzer Papa, pope ratso, pervy pope, joey rat, german shepard, God's Rottweiler, Pope Palpatine, boy love, emperor from Star Wars, ABE – Alter Boys…Excellent

Description

Hair:

Gray / Silver

Eyes:

Black / Hollow

Complexion:

Ghostly White

Sex:

Only with children

Race:

Zee Germans Master Race

Nationality:

Vatican

Dates of Birth:

April 16, 1927

Place of Birth:

Marktl am Inn, Bavaria, Germany

Height:

5'7"

Weight:

unknown

Build:

Creepy

Occupation:

Pope, Sovereign of Vatican City State, Bishop of Rome

Scars / Marks:

Lifetime emotional scars for untold numbers of innocent children

Caution

Pope Benedict XVI and the Catholic Church are wanted for hypocrisy, thousands of child molestation crimes, emanating constant bullshit to people around the world and using the banner of religion to cover up and avoid prosecution for the most base and disgusting crimes.  The most amazing part of it all is how many stupid people still give their money and support this bullshit.

CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY PERVERTED

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT THE BULLSHIT POLICE.

Reward

The Bullshit Police are offering a reward of up to $1,000,000 for anyone who can stop this bullshit that has continued unchecked for nearly 2,000 years.

Bullshit Police Remarks: 

The Pope and Vatican have thousands of years practice in the art of bullshit, manipulation, spin-doctoring and molesting innocent children.

The latest victims have been handicapped and deaf-mute children with the bullshit police suspecting sexual predators may even target paralyzed children. 

- More Bullshit Sponsors -